Wake Me Up Before It's Over The resistance effort took a turn for the worse. Found themselves answering misdirected calls and painting long outdated slogans and moldy cardboard manifestos. Diversifying in unprojected directions. Picking up pieces that nobody had any real interest in. Thinking they were acting according to some divine and wholly opportune intervention. Just another group of street-cornered outcasts with too much time on their hands. A dangerous lot. But that's the way things seem to be going down on Millennium Road. Shop keepers closing earlier and earlier for inventory counts that never manage to add up. Musicians bundling up harmonicas and empty lyric sheets -- picking their way through the crowded gathering and heading into more commercial districts, where the promise of a well mannered sit-down audience and a decent return on investment can turn the most vigilant troubadour into a one hit wonder. Gotta pay the rent. Even the Charcoal Squad got tangled up in the growing trickle down theorizing. Wanting a piece of the action. They used to be such a strong voice for quiet disintegration -- with their groundbreaking march on the Halls of Alphabetical Insurgence and the turbulent moonlit vigil they held at the corrupted statue of the Last Good Samaritan. They've never really been the same since the Twilight Bureau infiltrated their legions and made public those damaging ties with the Big Brother program. When will these do-gooders learn to frisk the new recruits?... especially when they're wearing trench coats and sun glasses and can't seem to shake the annoying habit of reading all their lines off cue cards. (Throw in whatever cliched old-dogs-new-tricks type saying here -- if only to introduce one of those ironic twists that seem to be so popular among the academic bunch. There's always a few to be found slumming these highly publicized unmarked territories.) Preparations are well under way for the Swan Song Parade. Banners hung at every intersection -- reminding all in attendance of all the various sound bitten and softened revolutionary promises. Key-note speakers taking turns on the stage, reciting overly rehearsed concession speeches and consulting with local focus groups to get a general idea of just how far these microphoned words are going to reach...contemplating softer tones -- secretly hoping their long traveled constituents might be setting up camp on the other side of ear shot...somewhere beyond the range of transformed belief. The Homecoming Queen was last seen surveying the terrain from her ice-cream float throne. With fingers crossed for the weather to hold...doesn't want to get caught in a sudden shower. Thinking it might be a good idea to wear her hair up for those dirty ribbon cutting duties. It's not all smiles and waves, you know? A sound thunders in the distance. Right on cue... You won't find them listed in the expensively designed program, but the real highlight of this year's festivities will be the triumphant return of Big Joe and his Re-Formed Minstrel Show. Once the well-recognized darlings of the underground circuit. Arriving on the eve of the ground-breaking ceremonies with a brand new number to showcase. Word, as it has a way of doing, spreading fast. Causing the odd hushed murmur to infiltrate among the sequestered locals. Speculation running rampant. Causing quite the stir at the admissions booth. Brandishing professionally forged seals of approval and uttering profound scoffs towards administered requests for evidence of proper sponsorship. Giving one of those coy nods toward the impressive variety and notable quantity of motorcycles currently hanging out in front of the condemned saloon, riders rolling into town when nobody was looking -- here to commemorate the last chance waltz. Wouldn't do to upset them... Mounting the stage with a bravado not seen around here in some time, Big Joe and the gang break out instruments and get down to business...forgoing the customary sound check and launching into their first number. Taking the place by storm. Everybody seeming to stop what they're doing to draw a collective attention. Anybody with the most pedestrian form of sound maker joining in on the building rhythm. And what's this?...seems the long holed-up whistle blower is emerging from hiding -- breaking ranks to sit in on this free-for-all jam session. Go, man, go.