Folded thought of the day: What's up with this term "cool jazz?" There ain't nothing cool about it and very little jazz about it. It should be called "completely uncool, watered-down version of some lame person's idea of jazz." Uh-oh, the Daily Editor's sounding cranky. Well, maybe a little. You see, I went up to Harlem on Saturday night to listen to some jazz. And the band was okay, but they certainly weren't kickin' it. And then when one of my friends started telling us a really interesting bar story he got "shh'd" by this middle-aged yuppie dude. And it got me thinking. Here's this crowd, acting really hard like they've got to listen to every note, applauding at all the right times and not even smiling. And I began to get that feeling that it was time to go back to Brooklyn. Since there are no subways that let you off in 1950, right in front of Birdland. You know, I've listened to plenty of live recordings of Charlie Parker and Mingus and dozens of other jazz "greats" and I'm telling you, the crowd in the background was anything but silent. They'd be whoopin' it up, making plenty of noise. And this is CHARLIE PARKER on the stage. That's part of the experience. Digging it. What are we becoming? When political correctness and the heavy burden of people's expectations silence our desire to dance to the music...