Folded Thought of the Day: They have begun of late to find folly in the smallest of details. A conceited self-loathing seems to be going around. Making the rounds. Among the concentric circles. Spinning and gaining momentum. A centrifugal force, meeting its match down at bowling night. Rolling down the alley, falling into the gutter, reeling into the machine, into oblivion. Leaving the proud pillars standing...in unison...just waiting for some hotshot to come around and pick them off. One by one. Like tin cans in a shooting gallery. Sitting ducks, frozen in that flash of light, signaling your turn...your dance. Never expecting "The Kid" to roll into town, with his ability to illuminate all the targets at once. Yeah, it's the stuff of legend. Bringing the storm with him. Setting the whole joint off. Quite the spectacle. You didn't think you could just sit around in your static tranquility while the entire carnival was falling down around you? Now, did you? Sooner or later someone was going to seek outside help. The freak show was just starting to look a little too familiar to the onlookers. No surprises there. Nothing they couldn't witness in the average boardwalk bystander. And the roller coaster has rusted over, standing in the overgrown field like a relic...a skeleton, its cars long stilled, its caretakers long retired, all its joyous screams gone long silent. And that spook house doesn't have one honest moment of terror to offer anymore. It's just all so tired. We've seen those 5 o'clock gags too many times...as witnessed in the disappointed faces as the audience walks away, shaking their heads and kicking the dirt -- yeah, they really wanted something new, something to make their heart leap into their throats. Well, it just so happens that they're in luck. Cause here comes that outside help -- a hired gunslinger walking in slow motion along the boardwalk, heading right into the heart of the matter. And everybody recognizes him immediately, all starting to run for cover. Even the carnival barker, the guy who's never silent longer than 5 seconds -- going on and on with his endless drone of sound-bitten attempts at gathering attention -- seems to be a little speechless. Maybe The Kid just cut his power. Not that this arrival should be a big surprise. At least not to anyone who's spent any time reading the words scripted on the walls...anybody who's witnessed the daily casting away of the deadwood -- all those discarded pieces of our pilgrim's progress, tossed off the pier to make room and ease our minds, in blatant disregard for the turning tide. Heading back to shore on a crimson wave. The neon lights are beginning to short out. And the dead bulbs are displaying the real message, hidden beneath the glow all these years. The true meaning behind this circus gathering. Get a closer look. Go on. Step right up. ------------------------