Folded Thought of the Day: Let's discuss some of the more fundamental aspects of pointlessness. Are we willing to dissect this entire procession?...settle in for the token score. Look to the make the connections. Utilize more of these amateur philosophical wanderings. It's all materialism at this point. Crafting the majestic tapestries so popular in these parts. I'm sure you've seen them on the side of roads and adhered to the back of moving vehicles...carrying such profound new-world promises. Fractured references in guilded matrimony. A long dark journey through trivial pursuits. Gathered around the communal pit and pairing off to seek a moment of solace and understanding. The swing dance of our lives. Our graceful and desperate attempt to grasp for that next straw... the vine that will take us to some comfortable resting place among the forest's more rooted destinations. Waiting for just the right moment to let go and take that big leap...hoping that the next rung is actually attached to something firm. Giving all of yourself over in a beautiful act of faith. And wondering if it's all about to come crashing down. Such is our nature. Making peace agreements with forces left over from the hallowed regime. Doubting your motivations and intentions (not to mention qualifications) on entering the arena of futures speculation. The lions were released long ago. And they've invented a whole new, and far more relentless set of sharp-toothed opponents to test the mettle and forge unsettling fear in the jaded spectators. Hitting us all where we live. Making it hurt. Raising hairs on the average non-believer. Well, don't mind me if I take a few laps to survey the terrain and kick a few holes in the stylized decor. Just trying to gain a foothold. Get a little better idea of just what's being kept from sight...what set of jackals might be waiting in the wings. Distancing myself from the Boy Scout troop -- all doing their best to prepare for what comes next. Nah, I'd rather get a glimpse of exactly what I'm up against. Gotta be pro-active in these modern times. Tripping on your own lost cause. Finishing off the remains of the day with a little hair of the dog. Questioning the theories of mad generations. Shaking down frisky attempts at bettering the arrangements on the field. Knowing that there will be no evening of the odds tonight. Making troubled deals with minor details. Realizing that none of the judges are scoring based on charm. They wouldn't have it in them. The siren sounds and the bats come charging out of the tunnel, taking an immediate left as they exit. And so our epic battle begins. Or does it? Doesn't seem to be much happening. Is this part of the psyche-out game plan?...designed to wear us down one by one. Coming to grips with this new-fangled belief system. Stretching the truth to fit this expanding set of circumstances. Forgetting far more than you'll ever remember. Joining the dynamic duo on their quest for stardom. Sure is hard to keep a low profile these days. What with underground movements being all the rage. Everybody taking turns at coming up with witty come-backs. Yeah, well, don't mind me if I duck out early. This sure wasn't what it was cracked up to be in the fliers. So, what's new? ------------------