Folded thought of the day: "Our history is an aggregate of last moments." -- Thomas Pynchon So, here we are. Kicking up the final dust of the 1900s. Any last words? Seems like I've been saying so much down here. Is it time for me to shut up? Should I keep rambling on? Will anybody be there to listen? Yes, what shall we do with this thing called Below the Fold? I guess we'll all just have to tune in next year and see what unfolds. In the meantime, be sure to have a safe and fun New Year's Eve -- no matter how you plan to celebrate this odometer-turning. And when the lights do go off, here's hoping we're the ones at the switch. Clap on. Clap off. So the Millennium goes. A ring around the rosy. A pocket full of woe-is-me's. Gathering ashes along the boardwalk. Tripping on the edge of a figure-eight. Or is it infinity? Or just a couple zeroes, good for nothings? Falling down in a dizzy sensation. Spinning toward a new year, with all those nasty reminders biting at your heals. Get up. Shake it off. Straighten your suit. Climb to the top of the clocktower. With its arms held high. Set your sights... get your bearing. Tune your instrument to that ringing. Hear the cheer, the signal to come down and join the fun. Skipping along the sidewalk on a hopscotch skeleton. Skipping stones in the deserted playfield. Following the distant rumblings to the amusement park grounds. Remnants of a big gathering... rusted over, creaking in the fallout wind. Party favors... all run out. Dressed to the nines. Look a bit ragged now. A bit worn around the edges. Holes in the pocket, the stitching and the style betraying an age now gone. Along with that curtain... which once parted so proudly before Kings and Queens and restless dreamers, now shuffles and creaks as it draws shut, drawing this act to a close. The party has moved uptown. And the trains have stopped running. Best to climb to the top of the Ferris Wheel now frozen in time... and ride this one out. A round of applause. What a show.